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My name is JM (aka Jenna or Goons) and I post about anything and everything that comes across my dash or my mind. You can also find me on Instagram @ sir_gal_designs

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Goons says (original posts)

Dear diary (personal posts, ok to rb)

Crafting diary

My face

My art

I will block any blank blogs (ie no posts) because I don’t mess with bots. If I block you by accident sorry 😞

I’ve never been great at talking to people but I’m trying to make more friends :) help me out by sending me an ask

Uhhh idk how to end this here’s some fun facts: I have been in a circus for 15 years doing unicycle and diabolo (Chinese yoyo), I’m a Capricorn ☀️ Pisces 🌙 Taurus ⬆️ , I’m an organic chemist in my day job, anddddd I’ve been on tumblr since 2015 ok that’s it byeeee

Turns out my boyfriend has never heard of Bigfoot so all this time he's just assumed I've been running a foot fetish blog and apparently just accepted that without question

Turns out my boyfriend has never heard of Bigfoot so all this time he's just assumed I've been running a foot fetish blog and apparently just accepted that without question

Halloweenie Beanie Bears

Halloweenie Beanie Bears

excavator operator playing with a scrapped learjet at miami-opa locka Executive Airport.

excavator operator playing with a scrapped learjet at miami-opa locka Executive Airport.

i had a twisted dream this morning when my alarm tried to wake me up where jeff goldblum said 'Actually if you sleep a bit Longer you'll have More time to get ready It's called the Goldblum's Law and it works just go back to sleep' and i believed him and i overslept

i had a twisted dream this morning when my alarm tried to wake me up where jeff goldblum said 'Actually if you sleep a bit Longer you'll have More time to get ready It's called the Goldblum's Law and it works just go back to sleep' and i believed him and i overslept

hey boss sorry im late. i got Goldblumed

“How would you feed if you were a vampire” reveals a lot about people

“Steal blood donations from hospitals and blood banks” = my personal favorite. They assume the process for this is simpler than dealing with eating people, clearly the most ethical.

“Stealing blood bags is more unethical than eating people” = surprisingly common take. Perhaps they hold the belief some people deserve life saving care over others. If stealing blood people donate anonymously that would keep both you and potential victims alive, then how is it unethical? Most likely, they read this take online and never really thought about it too hard just agreed because everyone else did. Very telling.

“I’d only feed off of volunteers”= has a deep set faith in a sense of community. Not only people that you trust to keep your secret but would put themselves in danger for you. That’s beautiful. Probably gay.

“I’d feed off of strangers but knock them out first, I’d just take a little” = the belief this is more ethical than stealing blood donations is fascinating

“I’d only eat bad people” = MASSIVE can of worms, requiring its own post. who do you believe deserve to die, how would you be sure of that, and how is this more ethical? This conversation is now about who you would murder if you could get away with it

“How would you feed if you were a vampire” reveals a lot about people

“Steal blood donations from hospitals and blood banks” = my personal favorite. They assume the process for this is simpler than dealing with eating people, clearly the most ethical.

“Stealing blood bags is more unethical than eating people” = surprisingly common take. Perhaps they hold the belief some people deserve life saving care over others. If stealing blood people donate anonymously that would keep both you and potential victims alive, then how is it unethical? Most likely, they read this take online and never really thought about it too hard just agreed because everyone else did. Very telling.

“I’d only feed off of volunteers”= has a deep set faith in a sense of community. Not only people that you trust to keep your secret but would put themselves in danger for you. That’s beautiful. Probably gay.

“I’d feed off of strangers but knock them out first, I’d just take a little” = the belief this is more ethical than stealing blood donations is fascinating

“I’d only eat bad people” = MASSIVE can of worms, requiring its own post. who do you believe deserve to die, how would you be sure of that, and how is this more ethical? This conversation is now about who you would murder if you could get away with it

Good FREAKEN evening people!

just once i'd like to go on a date without joe biden

just once i'd like to go on a date without joe biden

just once i'd like to go on a date without joe biden

without joe biden

living in one of those free use public sex kinda hentai but no one wants to have sex with me so i mostly just stay home and post. i look outside and sigh wistfully at the sight of a woman getting eaten out so hard she somehow cums twice in one moment and then close my blinds so i can focus on cookie clicker

living in one of those free use public sex kinda hentai but no one wants to have sex with me so i mostly just stay home and post. i look outside and sigh wistfully at the sight of a woman getting eaten out so hard she somehow cums twice in one moment and then close my blinds so i can focus on cookie clicker

Charles guiteau

The man who assassinated James Garfield??????

Knowing that “punk” was basically a synonym for “faggot” has me fucked up. Imagine the alternate timeline where they switched places and we have genres like “faggot rock” and “cyberfaggot”.

Knowing that “punk” was basically a synonym for “faggot” has me fucked up. Imagine the alternate timeline where they switched places and we have genres like “faggot rock” and “cyberfaggot”.

and with your help, we can make this dream a reality <3 

i’m capable of finding blondes attractive

i’m capable of finding blondes attractive

under the right conditions

Charles Leclerc,is that you?

yes it’s me, monacan f1 driver charles leclerc,i need your help to win my next race, all you have to do is send me the 16 numbers on the front of your debit card, the expiration, and the 3 numbers on the back

(this will likely be too late for Halloween but still)

(this will likely be too late for Halloween but still)

ALT

hi guys question ☝️ why does the werewolf themed reeses got a white topping

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hi guys question ☝️ why does the werewolf themed reeses got a white topping

ALT

Hey Everyone I Was So Distracted By The Collective Werewolf Boyfriend Pulling Out That I Forgot About A Vital Part Of Werewolf Lore ☝️

she's doing it again

she's doing it again